- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

The Aristocrats

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

ASSCHEEKS

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I love you very much.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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