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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

I Love Hitler.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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