- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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