what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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