A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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France never surrender.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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9/11.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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mitt romney

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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hi im paul!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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