guess what?

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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