- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

An iguana walks out of a bar

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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