- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Women's rights.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

I like your hair

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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