Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Women rights..

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A joke

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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