"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Hair

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

son, you're adopted.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Five guys one rape.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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