-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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knock knock go away

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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George W. Bush

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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