Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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