Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Popsicles

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Anti Joke

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