Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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