So this blonde walks into a library.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Carlton

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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