- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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