Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

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