A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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theres a fat guy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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