what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Hey, you have small hands.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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who farted i did :]

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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