How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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69.... is a number

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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