Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's 1+1? 4.

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