- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

9/11.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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