- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

make me a sandwich!

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A black man without problems.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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