- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

what color is blue? green

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

theres a fat guy

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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