Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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minorities

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Arrow to the Knee

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Knock knock

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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