- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

The economy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Women's Rights

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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