- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Women's Rights

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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