Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Hi my name is Bob

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Popsicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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