Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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