How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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