Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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