Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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