Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Netball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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