What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I like your hair

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Rick Perry.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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