How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Female Athletics

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Rick Perry.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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