here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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