What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

JUSTIN BEING SMART

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

French people.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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MOAR??

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