WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Gay rights

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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my names jim haha

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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