Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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