Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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