What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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youre gay

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Goat balls.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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