- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Two Jews walk in a bar...

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