- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

So a seal walks into a club...

Anti jokes are funny

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

your moms so fat she has kankles

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??