Obama

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Anti Joke

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