- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Kim Kardashian.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Asians...

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Women's Rights...

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Female Athletics

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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