What's funny? Women's rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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