I'm Spartacus

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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