- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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