- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A joke

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Global Warming.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

You.

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