live babies

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I like your hair

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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noodles

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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women's rights

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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