Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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An antijoke

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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