What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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My life

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Anti Joke

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