What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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