Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Scott

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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