whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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American healthcare.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Exactly what?

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Global Warming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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William Raines.

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Womens Sports

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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