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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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