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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Ruller

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A black succeeds

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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You.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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