why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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johann grayson being liked

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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