What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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womens rights

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Kenny G

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Lacrosse

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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