Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Poop

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what color is blue? green

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

I can't see my forehead

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Canada

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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