Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Kenny G

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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