How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A black man killed someone

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Ben is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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