What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Itookasipasoda

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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