what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Roses are red Violets are blue

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My life

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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