knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

I like your hair

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

45.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

I'm Spartacus

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Poop.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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