why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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