- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What did the snake say to the rat?

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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