What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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