whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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youre gay

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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