What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A black man without problems.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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