How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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