What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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YOLO

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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theres a fat guy

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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