- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

i have cancer

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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