- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

French people.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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