What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Women's rights.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

I'm funny.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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