What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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You're on fire.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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