A baby seal walks into a club...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Diana and victoria

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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