What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Yo Mamma

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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