Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Womens rights

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

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