How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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