hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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