What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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