What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Yo Mamma

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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my names jim haha

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Anti Joke

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