Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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